This problem is getting bigger all around

It would seem that there is a new planet in our solar system - ME !!!

Instead of shrinking, I am expanding. Now, in most cases expansion would be a good thing. But not when you're picked up on radar when going past an airport. Why, just the other day I was resting my weary bones after walking out of the supermarket, when some kid asked me to stand still, he wants to sit in my shade.

What really is getting to me, is the fact that I can actually lie next to me when I'm lying down. This is at least how it feels, with my tummy lying way out there when I am on my side. So, now my wife said no more chocolates and drink more water, see, I might die. But I thought, I'll die anyways.

And the biggest problem with water is the taste - it really tastes ....... !!!!

So, let's hope that the water drinking spurs me on to bigger things - at least I am getting more exercise now - walking to the fridge a couple of times a day.

For now - the planets might be Mercury, Venus, Earth, DUNDELS, Mars ......